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Backyard Pets! The Bacon and Albert Show #8

Meet the best dog on the planet, our morkie, Henry. Also, we discuss the peep show that we keep in the backyard!

The Bacon and Albert show is a variety talk show that aims to bring home the bacon!

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Intro Music “Boo Boogie” By Stuart D. Bogie @StuartBogie
Outro Music “Morning Stroll” By Josh Kirsch; Media Right Productions

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Top 10 – Scary Dentist Stuff!

10 of the most terrifying dental devices ever imagined!

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Hair cut – The Bacon and Albert Show #7

Bacon gets a hair cut. We talk about his weird experience at the barber.

The Bacon and Albert show is a variety talk show that aims to bring home the bacon!

If you enjoyed this video, please like and subscribe! Also we’d love to hear your feedback!
Follow The Bacon and Albert show on Twitter: @baconandalbert or look us up on facebook!
Our Blog (such as it is!): https://baconandalbert.wordpress.com/ (Look here for Creative Commons Attributions)

Credits:

Intro Music “Boo Boogie” By Stuart D. Bogie @StuartBogie
Outro Music “Morning Stroll” By Josh Kirsch; Media Right Productions

Cartoon drawings of everyone by Shazam716 on fiverr.com:

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Top 10 Solar System Facts

Today on Two Minute Top Tens!

Cool Solar system facts!

  1. The hottest planet isn’t closest to the sun. Even though Mercury is closer, Venus is hotter due to it’s thick carbon dioxide atmosphere.
  1. Jupiter is called a gas giant because it lacks a solid surface and is made primarily of gas. Funny, my wife says the same thing about me!
  1. The sun is so large you can fit not one, not two, not even three or four, but over 1 million earths inside it.
  1. Astronauts in orbit around earth can’t cry. The teary eyed fly boys tell us that the tears don’t fall of your eyeball. They just kind of stay there.
  1. Winds on Saturn, another gas giant, have been measured at over 1100 miles an hour. Don’t open your umbrella!
  1. a total of five planets are visible to the naked eye. Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn.
  1. Saturn’s moon, Mymas, looks like the death star. That’s a watermelon, and a pumpkin, that’s pollen.
  1. The great red spot on Jupiter, is a hurricane so large you could fit the earth in it several times, but its’ shrinking.
  1. there are over a 140 known moons in our solar system…
  1. The nearest star Proxima Centauri, is over 4 light years away. To understand scale if the sun was a grapefruit in Washington dc, Proxima Centauri would be a cherry in California.

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Planet Venus:

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Planet Jupiter:

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Earth:

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Sun:

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Mercury Statue:

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Death Star Watermelon

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moon:

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Great Red Spot:

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Driving Fail – The Bacon and Albert Show #6

Bacon failed his driving test ten seconds after it started.

The Bacon and Albert show is a variety talk show that aims to bring home the bacon!

If you enjoyed this video, please like and subscribe! Also we’d love to hear your feedback!
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Credits:

Intro Music: “Boo Boogie” By Stuart D. Bogie @StuartBogie
Outro Music: “Morning Stroll” By Josh Kirsch; Media Right Productions

Pie Time! – The Bacon and Albert Show #5

Bacon and Albert sample pie and discuss silly pie charts

Intro Music “Boo Boogie” By Stuart D. Bogie @StuartBogie
Outro Music “Morning Stroll” By Josh Kirsch; Media Right Productions

Top 10 Smelliest Things

Our top 10 list of some of the smelliest things!

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Top Tens – The Most Terrible Things to Step On

Show Notes:

Welcome!

Today: 10 terrible things to step on!

  1. Rocks: Tiny little rocks hurt like heck. Why does something so small hurt so much? It’s like stepping on a knife.
  2. Legos: a staple of my childhood imagination. Stepping on one of these guys feels like you’ve stapled your foot!
  3. Sparkers: I have a vivid childhood memory of stepping on a recently used sparker while barefoot. I didn’t like it.
  4. Bees. Honey is great, but that little stinger on their butt is no honey to me.
  5. Thumb tacks. Even if you don’t get impaled by the tack, just stepping on the handle alone hurts!
  6. Slugs: I don’t want to step on one of these while wearing shoes, let a lone barefoot! Gross!
  7. Jellyfish. The remedy for stepping on one of these is peeing on yourself? No thank you.
  8. Broken glass. During a bar fight, never break a bottle over someone’s head, unless you have shoes on. Then it’s ok.
  9. Quicksand : When I was little, I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it actually is.
  10. Land mines. Land mines? really? That’s not even funny. Obviously you don’t want to step on a land mine.

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Music: “Early Riser” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Pet Peeves – The Bacon and Albert Show

Bacon and Albert talk about what their pet peeves are in this episode.

Show notes:

What is a pet peeve?

Wikipedia says:

Pet peeves often involve specific behaviours of someone close, such as a spouse or significant other.[3] These behaviours may involve disrespect, manners, personal hygiene, relationships and family issues.[4]

A key aspect of a pet peeve is that it may well seem acceptable to others.

Dictionary.com defines it as:

a particular and often continual annoyance; personal bugbear:

Where does the term come from?

From Wikipedia: Its first usage was around 1919.[1][2] The term is a back-formation from the 14th-century word peevish, meaning “ornery or ill-tempered”.

http://m.ranker.com/list/everyone_s-biggest-pet-peeves/analise.dubner

People who never shut up and won’t stop talking to you

1.Driving too slow in the fast lane
2.Talking during a movie
3.Cutting in line
4.People who don’t cover their cough/sneeze
5.Chewing with your mouth open
6.Using the word literally incorrectly
7.Parking a car across two spaces
8.People who don’t know about personal space
9.People who think their overly annoying children are the cutest angels
10.People who are always interrupting

11.rude people

My list

Smashed marker tips
pronouncing the “s” in “Illinois”
Riding my tail in traffic
When my ear buds keep falling out
Buffering
My electric bill
Pot holes
Toilet paper on backwards
Wet floors
Walking in shoes after riding the log flume
Having to mow constantly
Password requirements

Albert’s list
 
Misspelled words in ads or newspaper
internet trolls
empty toilet paper tubes
getting up early

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